Friday, January 23, 2026

Taskmaster Retrospective: UK Series 01

In 2010, Comedian and musician Alex Horne created a panel game show for the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.  The concept was simple- give a bunch of comedians several ridiculous tasks and award them points arbitrarily.  Five years later, it was adapted for British Television.

Taskmaster- your 2026 Retrospective


On the show, Horne plays the Taskmaster's beleagured assistant.  The Taskmaster is fellow comedian Greg Davies, a 6'8 former schoolteacher.  Each series (ten episodes now; fewer during the first few series) has five comedians.

The show follows a simple format- starting with a prize task (each contestant brings in an item to fit the category; the winner of that show wins all five prizes), then 3-4 tasks that were recorded at the Taskmaster house, and finally a live task in front of a studio audience.  Greg awards each contestant 1-5 points for each task.  Each show has a winner, and the total overall points leader wins the series and a golden bust of Davies.

It's a simple concept that works because the comedians are given room to be funny.  The tasks go from the ridiculous ("Choose five ingredients and make the most beautfiul edible sculpture"- followed by the next task, "Eat your edible sculpture.  Fastest time wins") to the creative ("Make a trailer for 'Taskmaster:  The Movie'").  Rules are open to interpretation, as long as it's allowed by the Taskmaster himself.  

The banter between everyone is fantastic.  Davies enjoys tormenting Horne; Horne loves tricking the contestants.  The comedians range from people who are obsessed with winning to old friends of the Taskmaster who enjoy humiliating him to people who only want to cause chaos.  

The show is a hit, and hsa been duplicated in many other countries as well (strangely, the US version failed, mainly because they cut it down from an hour to 30 minutes.  Given the show's popularity, I think a new version would take off).  

This year, the retrospective will be on the UK normal series (ignoring the New Year's Treat and the Champion of Champions mini-series).  There's 20 series so far, and highly recommended for anyone looking for a laugh.  The shows are available on youtube.  No spoilers in these retrospectives.

Let's start with the first series!

Taskmaster:  UK Series 1

Channel:  U&Dave

Contestants:  

Frank Skinner

Josh Widdicombe

Roisin Conaty

Romesh Ranganathan

Tim Key

And right away some of the contestant archtypes are established- Skinner as the elder statesman who seems exasperated by the experience, Widdicombe as the contestant who is trying so hard to win, Conaty as the friend of Greg (in this series, Greg is needling her throughout the series;  later on he'll be the target to them), Romesh as the contestant who shows annoyance/anger at these ridiulous tasks, and Tim Key as the man who bends the rules at every turn (Key is later hired on as a task consultant)

Number of Episodes:  6

Notes:

It's the first season, and they are still working out the kinks.  The series prize is a karate trophy (no golden bust), Alex has a mounting bracket for his tablet, the banter between Greg and Alex is a little stilted- but the foundation of the show is established right away.  The format is locked in from the start- the Taskmaster house, the prize and live task, even secret tasks for one particular contestant.

What makes or breaks the series are two things- the cleverness of the tasks, and the interaction between the contestants, Alex, and the Taskmaster.  The tasks are basic ("paint a picture of a horse while riding a horse"; "throw a teabag into a mug from the furthest distance"), without the twists that come later in the show.  But the banter- especially between the contestants- is brilliant.  Romesh's growing anger throughout the series, Tim Key searching for every loophole, Josh's willingness to go the extra mile to win- the show clicks right away.

Strangely, Alex Horne is in the background and playing straight man, letting Davies and the contestants lead on the comedy.  Later on, he'll step more into the spotlight... 

  

Best task of the season:

"Get this boulder as far from this place as possible.  You have one hour.  Your time starts now."  A completely absurd task to make a giant (styofoam) boulder from the garage

Worst task of the season:

"Hi-five a 55 year old.  Fastest time wins."  - Taking the comedians out in public (in this case, a mall) feels jarring.  The show works better when it's inside it's own world- the stage, the taskmaster home, outisde places with no one around.  

MVP Contestant:

Tim Key- the interactions between the cast is great, and they all bring something to the show.  Key gets into the spirit of the show right away- very clever, very funny, bending (and sometimes breaking) the rules, and always interesting.  There's a reason he was hired to be the task consultant.

Contestant Rankings:

  1. Tim Key (Season 1)
  2. Josh Widdicome (Season 1)
  3. Romesh Ranganathan (Season 1)
  4. Frank Skinner (Season 1)
  5. Roisin Conaty (Season 1)



Season Ranking:

  1. Season 1



Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Economic markers- 2025 edition

A year ago, I set seven indicators of the state of the country.  My goal was to compare year to year for each of the parameters, to try and objectively show if the country was getting better or worse.  I've also listed my sources, and my intention is to use the same source every time I do a health check for the country.

This past year there has been a lot of... well, a lot.  DOGE, tarriffs, Government shutdown, the Big Beautiful Bill, investigations into James Powell.  It's been exhausting.  At times, I just wanted to say, "What fresh hell is this?"  

Have all of these events made things better or worse for the country?  Let's compare...



1)  The current national debt.

Source:  US Debt Clock

  • 2025-02-19 Debt:  $36.499 Trillion
  • 2026-01-13 Debt:  $38.602 Trillion  (+2.103 Trillion)

  • 2025-02-19 Ratio of US Federal Debt to GDP:  123.02%
  • 2026-01-13 Ratio of US Federal Debt to GDP:  124.28%  (+1.26%)

Notes (2026):  Despite DOGE, the federal debt increased, both as a total and as a ratio to the GDP.  Considering all of the programs that were slashed by DOGE, you would think there would be a reduction of the deficit increase  


2)  US Employment Rate

Not the unemployment rate, which only accounts for people looking for jobs.  This is the percentage of the number of people who have a job as a percentage of the working age population (people beteween the ages of 15 and 64)

Source:  US Employment Rate

  • January 2025 Value:  60.10%
  • December 2025 Value:  59.70% (-.0.40%)

Notes (2026):  I'm a little surprised it only dropped by less than half a percent.  Anecdotally, I had heard about people having trouble finding work on a longer scale.


3)  Consumer Price Index

This measures the 12 month change in prices

Source:  US Bureau of Labor Statistics

  • January 2025 All items:   3.0%
  • December 2025 All items:   2.7%
  • January 2025 Food:  2.5%
  • December 2025 Food:  3.1%
  • January 2025 Energy:  1.0%
  • December 2025 Energy:  2.3%
  • January 2025 All items less food and energy:  3.3%
  • December 2025 All items less food and energy:  2.6%
Notes (2026):  A mixed bag.  Food and Energy has gone up compared, while everything else has gone down.  


4)  National average fuel price:

Source:  AAA Fuel Prices

  • 2025-02-19 Value:  $3.164
  • 2026-01-13 Value:  $2.820
Notes (2026):  The first clear, unadulterated win 


5)  Average rent price in the US

Source:  Rentcafe

  • November 2024 rate:  $1,748
  • December 2025 rate:  $1,740 (down $8)

Notes (2026):  Rent has gone down- a small fraction, but it's in the right direction.


6)  Average and Median US Income:

The average salary is the sum of all income devided by the number of workers.  The median salary is the midpoint, where 50% of the population is above the line and 50% is below the line

Source:  SoFi Learn

  • Q4 2024 Average Salary:  $63,795
  • Q4 2025 Average Salary:  $66,622  (+$2,427)
  • Q4 2024 Median Salary:  $61,984
  • Q4 2025 Median Salary:  unknown
Notes (2026):  My source hasn't updated the median salary.  The average salary does look promising.  I may need to look elsewhere for this

7)  Current population below poverty line

Source:  American Progress

  • 2023 Poverty Threshold:  $30,900 for a family of four
  • 2024 Poverty Threshold:  $31,812 for a family of four
  • 2023 Poverty Rate:  11.1%
  • 2024 Poverty Rate:  10.6%
Notes (2026):  The poverty rate seems to be about a year behind the other idicators


Total results (2026):  The economy has improved.  Inflation is still too high (closer to 3% than 2%), but nowhere near a panic level.  The income has increased, gas has gone down, and rent has flatlined.

The negatives?  Fewer people are working (nearly half a percent is not insignificant in a country of millions), and the debt continues to grow out of control. 

My plan is to continue to measure these every January and see how they all change to paint a picture of the economy

I welcome other suggestions for parameters.  They should be objective, easy to understand, and easy to check.

Monday, January 5, 2026

NFL Playoff Support Rankings

The 2025-2026 NFL Regular is finally over... what a weird year.  It seems fitting that it ended on a missed Field Goal allowing the Pittsburgh Steelers to win the AFC North.  I don't have a team that I root for, but I do take joy in watching the Ravens collapse.  (Why Yes, I'm still bitter...)

Considering that my pre-season Super Bowl involved two teams that missed the playoffs (The Detroit Lions and Baltimore Ravens), no one should take my NFL thoughts seriously.

I'm ranking the NFL Playoff teams on two scales- who I think is most likely to win, and who I want to win.

Who I think will win and who I want to see win


In terms of most likely to win, here's my non-professional thoughts:

  1. Seattle Seahawks
  2. Los Angeles Rams
  3. New England Patriots
  4. Denver Broncos
  5. Buffalo Bills
  6. Philadelphia Eagles
  7. Chicago Bears
  8. Jacksonville Jaguars
  9. San Francisco 49ers
  10. Los Angeles Chargers
  11. Houston Texans
  12. Green Bay Packers
  13. Pittsburgh Steelers
  14. Carolina Panthers

But I've got no faith in any of these teams.  Only a few teams have great Quarterbacks.  The #2 seeds both went worst-to-first, so who knows how much of their won-loss record is due to their schedule.  The Seahawks and Rams seem like the most complete team, but I wouldn't bet heavily on any of them.

Now I rank them based on who I'd like to see win.  This is a combination of teams that haven't won recently (or at all), my own past fandom history of dealing with the team, and... vibes, I guess.  I don't really hate any of the teams left in the playoffs (thank you again, Pittsburgh)

By that ranking, here's who I'm hoping wins it all...

  1. Buffalo Bills (it'd be great if they finally won one)
  2. Chicago Bears
  3. Green Bay Packers (mainly for the Tom Grossi content...)
  4. Houston Texans
  5. Pittsburgh Steelers 
  6. Seattle Seahawks
  7. San Francisco 49ers
  8. Denver Broncos
  9. Los Angeles Chargers
  10. Los Angeles Rams
  11. Carolina Panthers
  12. Jacksonville Jaguars
  13. New England Patriots (nothing against the team, but if there is one fanbase that doesn't need another superbowl, it's the Patriots)
  14. Philadelphia Eagles (don't hate them, but they did win it all last year)