WWE Summerslam Predictions

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match (Kickoff Match)
Akira Tozawa © vs. Neville
My Crazy Dream Booking: Neville regains the belt in an excellent match, takes the microphone, claims to be the greatest cruiserweight ever, and makes an open challenge that is answered the next night by... Kenny Omega.
What Should Happen: Tozawa retains and feuds with TJ Perkins. Neville moves to Smackdown and starts an epic war with Sami Zayn
What Will Happen: Tozawa wins, Neville moves to RAW, and spends three months winning matches while the WWE figures out what to do with him
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Neville regains the belt and starts cycling through everyone else in the Cruiserweight division again
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Neville regains the belt and feuds with Titus O'Neil


WWE Smackdown Tag Team match (Kickoff Match)
New Day © vs. Usos
My Crazy Dream Booking: New Day retains. Usos stay heel while feuding with Chad Gable and Mojo Rawley, while New Day is attacked by Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder, who do a takeoff of ACH and Ethan Page's Troll Boyz from EVOLVE
What Should Happen: New Day wins and both New Day and Usos move on to other feuds
What Will Happen: Usos win so THIS FEUD MUST CONTINUE
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Usos win so THIS FEUD MUST CONTINUE
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Xavier Woods turns on Big E and Kofi Kingston and joins the Usos


Six man match (Kickoff Match)
Miztourage vs. Hardy Boyz and Jason Jordan
My Crazy Dream Booking: Miztourage wins, Hardy Boyz continue on their path to being Broken, attacking Jordan after the match. Kurt Angle decides that Jordan, as his son, needs 'Tough Love'. For the next three months, Angle brings in a bunch of free agents (Indy wrestlers) to put Jordan through the paces- or even sends him to the Indy leagues to spend a few months.
What Should Happen: Jordan loks impressive- but Miztourage pin the Hardyz 

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Miztourage wins. Hardyz attack Jordan, blaming him. Chad Gable comes down to help his partner and reform American Alpha.

What Will Happen: Hardys and Jordan win to set up Miz/Jordan. Jordan looks good in the matches
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Hardys and Jordan win to set up Miz/Jordan. Jordan does not look ready
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Jordan attacks the Hardyz, then attacks Angle to become the next member of the Miztourage


WWE RAW Tag Team match
Cesaro and Sheamus © vs. Ambrose and Rollins
My Crazy Dream Booking: Ambrose and Rollins win the belts to set up the main event angle (see below)
What Should Happen: Thirty minute match with a double countout to let this feud continue
What Will Happen: Ambrose and Rollins win the titles
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Cesaro and Sheamus win and then the WWE realizes there are no other challengers until the Revival returs
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Ambrose and Rollins fight and feud... again


John Cena vs. Baron Corbin
My Crazy Dream Booking: Corbin is replaced, Cena makes an open challenge, and out comes Bobby Roode
What Should Happen: Corbin wins as Cena moves to RAW and Corbin gets set up as a challenger for the Smackdown title
What Will Happen: Cena wins, making Corbin look good in the process.
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Cena wins, Corbin looks bad in the process
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Cena and Crobin team up to take on the Singh brothers in the Smackdown title match


Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt
My Crazy Dream Booking: Balor goes in full Demon mode, wild match- Harper and Rowan come out to help Wyatt, and the Club comes out to attack them. Balor wins after a giant brawl that goes all over the arena.
What Should Happen: Balor goes to full Demon mode, pins Wyatt in a good match
What Will Happen: Balor goes to full Demon mode, pins Wyatt in a good match
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Balor goes to full Demon mode, pins Wyatt inside of three minutes
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Balor goes to full Demon mode, loses cleanly to Wyatt


Big Cass vs. Big Show
My Crazy Dream Booking: Short but energetic match- Cass wins and moves to a different feud
What Should Happen: Short but energetic match- Cass wins and moves to a different feud
What Will Happen: Cass wins and then beats up Enzo after the match
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Big Show wins, Cass attacks Enzo after the match
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Enzo manages Big Show and Big Cass as they go for the tag titles


Randy Orton vs. Rusev
My Crazy Dream Booking: they have suprising chemistry that reminds everyone why Rusev was a favorite just over a year ago
What Should Happen: Rusev wins- Orton is locked in, but a Rusev win can help establish him as a future title contender
What Will Happen: Rusev dominates, RKO out of nowhere to win
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Orton dominates, Orton wins
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Lana shows up and turns on Rusev, joining Orton


Smackdown US Title:
AJ Styles © vs. Kevin Owens
Special Referee: Shane McMahon
My Crazy Dream Booking: Owens and Styles set aside their differences to beat up Shane McMahon and start a heel rampage over Smackdown
What Should Happen: Owens wins and feuds with every face on the roster. Styles stays strong and wins the Royal Rumble to feud with Nakamura
What Will Happen: Styles retains, both move on to other feuds
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Shane McMahon causes one side to lose
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Shane McMahon forces them to team up like Sheamus and Cesaro did last year


Smackdown World Title:
Jinder Mahal © vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
My Crazy Dream Booking: I like Mahal- but he's not as good as Nakamura. Nakamura wins and goes on a dominant run leading to his match with Styles at Wrestlemania
What Should Happen: Nakamura wins
What Will Happen: Mahal wins through shenanigans so there is a rematch
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Corbin costs Mahal the title 
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Nakamura goes back to NXT after a bad match


RAW Women's Title:
Alexa Bliss © vs. Sasha Banks
My Crazy Dream Booking: Bliss retains and makes an open challenge... and here comes Asuka.
What Should Happen: Bliss retains in a great match and keeps the belt until Bayley takes it from her- and then Banks goes full Boss mode and attacks Bayley
What Will Happen: Banks wins the title
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Nia Jax costs Banks the match
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Stephanie McMahon decides she wants to challenge for the title


Smackdown Women's Title:
Naomi © vs. Natalya
My Crazy Dream Booking: Naomi retains and makes an open challenge... and here comes Asuka. (she challenges for, and wins, both titles)
What Should Happen: Naomi wins, keeping the belt until Survivor Series
What Will Happen: Natalya wins the title, then feuding with Charlotte
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: The match is forgotten about
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Lana wins the title and feuds with Carmella over both the belt and the loves of James Ellsworth



RAW World Title:
Brock Lesnar© vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe vs. Braun Strowman
My Crazy Dream Booking: Massive battle, with Samoa Joe being the glue of the match. The others take pauses outside the ring, but Joe is inside for almost a half hour. He throws Lesnar out of the ring, locks Reigns in the Kokina Clutch... and here comes Ambrose and Rollins (now the tag team champions). Ambrose distracts the referee, Rollins bashes Joe with the belt, Reigns pins Joe, and the Shield is reformed as heels
What Should Happen: Joe wins the title and has a run as champion until the Royal Rumble. Paul Heyman may or may not turn on Lesnar to be Joe's manager.
What Will Happen: Reigns pins Strowman for the belt. After the match, Joe, Lesnar, and Strowman all attack Reigns, and here comes Ambrose and Rollins to chase them out. The Shield reforms as faces
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Strowman wins the title
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Lesnar wins cleanly, brags there is no competition, then disappears until the Royal Rumble where he faces... Goldberg.