NXT TAKEOVER
* NXT North
American Championship: Ricochet © vs. Johnny Gargano
My Crazy Dream Booking: The Ciampa-Gargano storyline isn’t finished by a long shot. And the next step is for the two to terrorize NXT for a few months as the two champions. Gargano wins, and wins cleanly. Ciampa watches from the sideline, and applauds his former teammate/hated rival. Gargano embraces the title, but seems confused by Ciampa’s reaction.
My Crazy Dream Booking: The Ciampa-Gargano storyline isn’t finished by a long shot. And the next step is for the two to terrorize NXT for a few months as the two champions. Gargano wins, and wins cleanly. Ciampa watches from the sideline, and applauds his former teammate/hated rival. Gargano embraces the title, but seems confused by Ciampa’s reaction.
As for
Ricochet, I reward him tomorrow night with a spot in the Rumble. There’s
usually one spot in the Rumble where Kofi Kingston does something that looks
physically impossible to stay in the ring. Tomorrow night? He does
his stunt- then Ricochet tops that. Leading to a one-shot Wrestlemania
match between the two over ‘Who can top the other’
What Should Happen: Gargano wins cleanly- their epic storyline works better if both have titles
What Will
Happen: Gargano
wins with Ciampa’s help
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Gargano loses and Ciampa taunts him, calling him a loser, and cutting short the Gargano heel turn.
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: This match doesn’t last three minutes.
What I’m Terrified Will Happen: Gargano loses and Ciampa taunts him, calling him a loser, and cutting short the Gargano heel turn.
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: This match doesn’t last three minutes.
* NXT Tag
Title Championship: The Undisputed Era (Kyle O'Reilly and Roderick
Strong) (c) vs. War Raiders (Hanson and Rowe)
My Crazy Dream Booking: I like the War Raiders, and can see them on the main roster (imagine a feud with them and the Bludgeon Brothers). But the driving force is the Undisputed Era. I could easily see bringing all four of the UE up as a stable in a major push. But I also think they work better as heels- and I don’t see the right combination of faces for them to feud with yet.
My Crazy Dream Booking: I like the War Raiders, and can see them on the main roster (imagine a feud with them and the Bludgeon Brothers). But the driving force is the Undisputed Era. I could easily see bringing all four of the UE up as a stable in a major push. But I also think they work better as heels- and I don’t see the right combination of faces for them to feud with yet.
So I keep
them here and dominant, winning cleanly, and sending the War Raiders up the
roster.
What Should Happen: A double-DQ, leading to a wild no-DQ rematch at the next Takeover
What Will
Happen: Undisputed
Era wins, leading to a storyline of “there’s no challengers left”
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: There’s no real downside here- if the War Raiders
win, it might set off a Undisputed Era split storyline, and I think it’s way
too soon to start that.
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: This match doesn’t last three minutes.
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: This match doesn’t last three minutes.
* NXT
Women’s Championship: Shayna Baszler (c) vs. Bianca
Belair
My Crazy Dream Booking: I still think a Four Horsewomen vs. Four Horsewomen feud can carry the women’s division for over a year- but I also don’t think Shafir and Duke are ready yet for the Main Roster. Until then, keep Baszler with them. I do think there are women who are ready to hold the title (Io Shinrai, Kairi Sane)- but Belair isn’t quite ready yet. I have Belair give Baszler fits but Baszler win in the end.
My Crazy Dream Booking: I still think a Four Horsewomen vs. Four Horsewomen feud can carry the women’s division for over a year- but I also don’t think Shafir and Duke are ready yet for the Main Roster. Until then, keep Baszler with them. I do think there are women who are ready to hold the title (Io Shinrai, Kairi Sane)- but Belair isn’t quite ready yet. I have Belair give Baszler fits but Baszler win in the end.
What Should Happen: Baszler retains
What Will
Happen: Baszler
retains
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: Belair wins, Baszler moves up, and there’s no good
challengers for the new champion.
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: This match doesn’t last three minutes.
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: This match doesn’t last three minutes.
* NXT
Championship: Tommaso Ciampa (c) vs. Aleister Black
My Crazy
Dream Booking: There’s
still more meat on the Ciampa/Gargano story- and I want both men holding titles
with Ciampa as Gargano’s devil for a few months. So Ciampa retains.
Black?
I send him up the roster. Jeremy had a great idea of him being the
Undertaker’s protégé, but I’m not sure Undertaker is still a viable
option. But Bray Wyatt has been out for a while- and I could see him
returning with Black and a harder edge.
What Should Happen: The beautiful thing about NXT is that the ‘Crazy Dream Booking’ may actually happen. Ciampa retains, Black moves up to the main roster.
What Will
Happen: Ciampa
retains
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: Black wins, Ciampa and Gargano start feuding… and
Black faces Adam Cole and Velveteen Dream. And even this isn’t
“Terrifying”
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: This match doesn’t last three minutes.
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: This match doesn’t last three minutes.
ROYAL
RUMBLE
* Fatal
four-way match for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Buddy Murphy (c)
vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Kalisto vs. Hideo Itami
My Crazy
Dream Booking: I don’t
know what the future of 205 is for the WWE. A placeholder for the
cruiserweights until (unless) they move up to the Main Roster? A separate
show for workrate junkies? Given Mustafa Ali has been placed on
Smackdown, I fear this show is an Afterthought to everyone in the WWE.
I don’t
care who wins- what I’d like is for a show-stealing match by all four that
leaves the fans screaming to see more.
What Should Happen: Murphy retains while the WWE picks someone to elevate as the new face of the 205
What Will
Happen: Tozawa
wins the title and leads to a Tozawa-Itami match at Wrestlemania
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: This match will be ignored completely, or even left
off the card
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Murphy is declared too heavy to be in the Cruiserweight division, and the WWE decides to award the title to Lio Rush (who might be a very good wrestler, but I haven’t seen him wrestle yet)
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Murphy is declared too heavy to be in the Cruiserweight division, and the WWE decides to award the title to Lio Rush (who might be a very good wrestler, but I haven’t seen him wrestle yet)
* WWE
SmackDown Tag Team Championship: The Bar (Cesaro and Sheamus) (c) vs.
Shane McMahon and The Miz
My Crazy
Dream Booking: After
about ten minutes, Daniel Bryan comes down and stops the match. He points
out how dominant The Bar have been, how intelligent Shane McMahon is- even
(grudging) admiration for Miz. Why fight when they can all dominate the
Smackdown Brand? They would be the ‘UNDISPUTED’ leaders of the WWE.
The leads
them to run roughshod over the next month, cheating to beat Styles, having Miz
beat Rusev for the US Title, and them acting like the Kingpins…
And then,
right before the February PPV, they are crowing- and here come the Undisputed
Era. Cole challenges Bryan at Wrestlemania, Strong is in the six man
ladder match to face Miz, and The Bar face O’Rielly and Fish
What Should Happen: The Bar wins, leading to Shane McMahon vs. Miz at Wrestlemania
What Will
Happen: The
Bar wins, leading to Shane McMahon vs. Miz at Wrestlemania
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: Shane and Miz win, leading to them as champions
heading into Wrestlemania.
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Shane and Miz win, then ignore the tag titles as Shane challenges AJ Styles at Wrestlemania
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Shane and Miz win, then ignore the tag titles as Shane challenges AJ Styles at Wrestlemania
* WWE United
States Championship: Rusev (c) vs. Shinsuke
Nakamura
My Crazy
Dream Booking: Rusev
wins, as his power overcomes Nakamura’s speed. Nakamura seems down, and
announcers speculate on him needing to ‘regain his edge’ as he goes on a losing
streak, eventually moving onto RAW, where Finn Balor helps him regain his
edge. Rusev moves onto Miz
What Should Happen: Rusev Day!
What Will
Happen: Rusev
Day
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: Jeff Hardy gets inserted into the match and wins the
title
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Both men get beaten down by Brock Lesnar to keep Brock’s heat
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Both men get beaten down by Brock Lesnar to keep Brock’s heat
* WWE
SmackDown Women's Championship: Asuka (c)
vs. Becky Lynch
My Crazy
Dream Booking:
Because of the two Rumble matches, it is announced at the start of the show
that all other matches have a thirty minute time limit. This one goes to
the limit- Lynch is ahead on points but can’t put away Asuka.
Nose-to-nose, handshake of respect, promise of a rematch… and here comes Ronda
Rousey. Rousey points out that Lynch and her still have unfinished
business, and hopes that whoever wins the Woman’s Rumble challenge Asuka so
they can settle it on the biggest stage of all
What Should Happen: They probably won’t get thirty minutes- maybe a double countout, with the same post-match encounter
What Will
Happen: Asuka
and Lynch are fighting outside while Rousey is commentating. Asuka throw
Lynch over the announcer’s table- and Lynch and Rousey start fighting, leading
to a countout victory for Asuka.
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: Asuka wins cleanly as Lynch starts heading down.
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Someone named McMahon gets involved in this match
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Someone named McMahon gets involved in this match
* WWE Raw
Women's Championship: Ronda Rousey (c) vs.
Sasha Banks
My Crazy
Dream Booking:
Rousey wins- but Banks looks awesome in the process, with several near two
counts, and Rousey has to show a desperation she hasn’t shown before
What Should Happen: Rousey wins and Banks looks good in the process
What Will
Happen: Rousey
wins cleanly
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: Rousey wins when Bayley and Banks get into a fight
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Nia Jax leaves everyone in the ring laying
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Nia Jax leaves everyone in the ring laying
* WWE
Championship: Daniel Bryan (c) vs. AJ Styles
My Crazy
Dream Booking: Five
star match with both men pulling out everything in their repertoire. Just
as Styles appears on the verge of the win, the Bar come down and distract the
referee- while the Miz clocks Styles to give Bryan the win
What Should Happen: Bryan wins a close match, and Styles wins the Rumble to challenge the RAW champion. Bryan then faces Samoa Joe
What Will
Happen: Bryan
wins a close match, and Styles wins the Rumble to challenge Brock Lesnar.
Bryan then faces Samoa Joe
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: Bryan wins a match when Shane McMahon interferes to
set up Styles/McMahon
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Bryan turns into the Honky Tonk Man
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Bryan turns into the Honky Tonk Man
* WWE
Universal Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Finn Bálor
My Crazy
Dream Booking: Finn
wins, cleanly in twenty minutes. Lesnar goes on to face Strouman at
Wrestlemania. Balor defends the title against Styles, turning heel in the
process. The Reign of the Demon begins
What Should Happen: Finn wins, Lesnar challenges for a rematch at Wrestlemania
What Will
Happen: Lesnar
wins and move onto facing Rollins. Balor faces Ambrose for the IC belt
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: Lesnar doesn’t sell a move
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Balor never shows up and Strouman replaces him, only to lose inside of five minutes to Lesnar
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Balor never shows up and Strouman replaces him, only to lose inside of five minutes to Lesnar
* 30-woman
Royal Rumble match for a women's championship match at WrestleMania 35
My Crazy
Dream Booking:
Charlotte establishes a longevity record for the women’s Rumble, entering
early. Several NXT Stars are in the Rumble- including the
Horsewomen. At one point, we get a Horsewomen/Horsewomen brawl.
Baszler lasts until the final four- but this is Charlotte’s
showcase. She wins and announces that as much as she wants Rousey, she’s
a Smackdown person- so bring on Asuka.
What Should Happen: Charlotte wins to face Asuka
What Will
Happen: Charlotte
wins to face Asuka
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: The Nia Jax/Tamina alliance aliminates half the
roster
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Any workrate is thrown out in exchange for stupid storylines (Naomi/Mandy Rose?)
If I Was Booking This And I Hated You: Any workrate is thrown out in exchange for stupid storylines (Naomi/Mandy Rose?)
* 30-man
Royal Rumble match for a world championship match at WrestleMania 35
My Crazy
Dream Booking: First
two in the ring are HHH, and John Cena. Both last until about halfway-
when Roman Reigns re-enters (health permitting). Reigns comes in as the big
surprise- eliminating several wrestlers. Ambrose and Rollins enter soon
after, and the three have a huge brawl, often eliminating everyone but
themselves. Samoa Joe enters at 28, and AJ Styles enters at 29.
Ambrose is finally eliminated at the final five.
Final four-
Reigns, Rollins, Joe, Styles. Reigns is on fumes, and avoids several
near-eliminations… but finally Joe and Styles team up to remove him, and he
leaves to massive cheers and “WELCOME BACK” chants. Rollins eliminates
Joe, and he and Styles clash… and a missed curbstomp leads to Styles winning.
What Should Happen: No Reigns- Ambrose takes his spot in the final four. Same result
What Will
Happen: Rollins
wins to face Lesnar
What I’m
Terrified Will Happen: Brau Strouman enters at 24 and singlehandedly
eliminates everyone to earn the title shot
If I Was
Booking This And I Hated You: At 28, Styles and Rollins eliminate each other to empty the ring completely. 29 is…
Roman Reigns, who eliminates R-Truth at 30 and is gifted a title shot. This will cause an ugly
backlash.
